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Treaclechops

You want me to do a what now? https://t.co/eOAb4aIpUk
Feb 22, 2018, 11:45 AM
Treaclechops

Wankers-who-lie-about-liking-exercises! https://t.co/O2yilWrb2i
Jan 22, 2018, 9:24 AM
Treaclechops

I'll show you where to stick that Zucchini! https://t.co/GScg4OkXAQ
Jan 11, 2018, 1:03 PM
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New year, new arse! ...again. https://t.co/9KTqYXgroC
Jan 8, 2018, 9:39 AM
Treaclechops

A spin on the classic pick up line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because... your face is all fucked up! *snicker*
Jan 17, 2013, 4:34 PM
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http://t.co/JK4PM0VQ
Oct 26, 2012, 11:49 AM
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I'm more fun than a bag of boobs in bubblewrap :D
Oct 25, 2012, 1:27 PM
Treaclechops

"I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than that!"
Oct 23, 2012, 3:06 PM
Treaclechops

RT @ZacGalifianakis: A suicide bomber: "EVERYONE HAS 1 MIN TO GET OUT OF THE PET STORE" Turtle: "You Fucking bastard"
Oct 12, 2012, 3:19 PM
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I'm mildly concerned that the pages of the GQ magazine that I'm reading at my hairdresser are all stuck together #suspicios
Oct 11, 2012, 3:55 PM